One Medium Suitcase

1. Doritos. I need Doritos to survive. they are my fuel that runs my life.
2. A gun. I would take this in case of emergency. If the heat got hot then you never know when you need a gun
3. Bullets. I would need bullets so that I could fire my gun. If I had a gun with no bullets then it would be useless.
4. Taki's. They are as well fuel to run my life. Without Taki's I would cease to exist.
5. Clothes. If I was running around naked it would be awkward. I would need clothes to dress myself.
6. My CD's. I would take these so that I could look at them and remember the good old days. They would be necessary to keep my sanity.
7. A fishing pole. If I was starving I could fish and get food. This way I wouldn't starve
8. A toothbrush. I would need to keep up my hygiene if i went away. Or I could sharpen it into a shank.
9. Toothpaste. I would need toothpaste or the toothbrush I brought would be useless. If need be, I could eat the toothpaste.
10. A razor. I would need to shave when I when away. Or I could use it as a weapon.

Yellow Star

1. Being Baptized-My most rewarding experience in my life would have to be getting baptized at church. This meant so much to me and my family I can't even put it into words. That was by far the most important thing in my life.
2. Getting accepted into NHS- When I got accepted it meant a lot to me because it means that you are a smart and hard working person.
3. Starting varsity as a freshman- It meant a lot to me because it made me feel like I was important to the team.
4. Wining conference twice in discus- It meant a lot to me because it showed that i am the best around, and nothing is ever going to bring me down.
5. Going to state in discus- it was really rewarding because it meant that I was one of the elite throwers in our section.
6.Got my first paycheck- It meant that I could buy some of my own things and be responsible for some things.
7. Buying my kitty cat- This gave me a companion for the rest of my life and my cat means a lot to me.
8. Beating Dark Souls- This game is widely renowned as being one of the hardest games to ever exist and I beat it.
9. Leading my first song in church- This taught me that you shouldn't be embarrassed in front of the people who love you so it taught me a valuable life lesson.
10. Eating my first ice cream- It meant a lot to me because I got to taste the sweetness of the awesome nectar of the gods.

Gone but Never Forgotten

Things I want to be remembered for

I want to be remembered for being the funny fat guy, with a great beard as well as a sense of humor.
I want to be remembered for putting family first.
I want to be remembered as a strong and awesome dude
I want to be remembered for being really handsome
I want to be remembered for being a really nice guy that was only mean to people that were mean to me.
I want to be remembered for being immature.
I want to be remembered for being an underachiever.
I want it to be remembered that I graduated middle school.
I want to be remembered for being the guy that invents flying cars.
I want to be remembered for Wrestling a bear to death.
I want to be remembered for being the best shark wrestler ever.

Things I will be in 20 years

In twenty years I will have a big old family with at least 2 kids and a smoking hot wife.
In twenty years I will be 1 of 3 things i will either be a pro football star, a RN, or a psychologist.
In twenty years I want to make bank. at least $10 a day.
In twenty years I want to be friend with the rapper Drake.
In twenty years I hope that Nicki Manaj will no longer write music.
In twenty years I want scientists to resurrect 2pac. 
In twenty years I want them to have cryogenic freezing that way when I am about to die they can freeze me until they find the cure for old age.
In twenty years I want them to have flying cars.
In twenty years I want to be a flying car.

Personal Metaphors

If I were an animal, I would be a Seagull because they eat fishIf I were a car, I would be an Ice cream truck because I like ice cream
If I were an article of clothing, I would be a pair of shorts because shorts are comfy
If I were a day of the week  , I would be Saturday because I am lazy
If I were food, I would be bacon because I have a lot of fat
If I were a color, I would be pink because I am cute
If I were a movie, I would be Monty Python and the Holy Grail because I am a goof ball
If I were a fragrance, I would be leather because I am manly
If I were a type of building, I would be a skyscraper because I am tall
If I were a plant, I would be a Venus fly trap because I like dead flies in my mouth
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a Cello because i sound cool
If I were a geometric shape, I would be a rhombus because I am parallel in mind and spirit
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a lazy boy because I am fat
If I were a song, I would be birthday song by 2 chains because I am cool
If I were an appliance, I would be a refrigerator because I am chill
If I were a television character, I would be Daryl Dixon from the Walking Dead because I am hardcore
If I were season , I would be summer because I am hot
If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be the Aurora Borealis because i am bright
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy because my friends trick me into doing things
If I were a word, I would be sexy  because I am straight sexy

Synetics

 Which is wiser? a pen or pencil? A pencil. you can erase the mistakes of life while a pen is permanent.

Which is easier to forgive? a street or a sidewalk? A street. It is not always beneath your feet.

Which is smarter? A clock or a calendar? A calender. It tells you historical events

Which is easier to teach? a question or an answer? An answer. It is a factual object while a question is vague

Which is like a contest? a cloud or a sunset? A cloud. there are multiple clouds at once

Which is more fearful? new or old? Old because it does not have the chance to change

Which is like a promise? Mathematics or science? Mathmatics because it does not change while science changes every day

Which is more difficult? a dream or a nightmare? A dream. In a dream you can controll what happens while in a nightmare your imagination runs free

Which is braver? an hour or a year? A year. there are more objectives in a year than in an hour

Which has more pride? an entrance or an exit? An exit. all evil goes out and not in

Which is easier to close? a road or a map? A map. it is just a piece of paper while a road is a road

Which is like a legend? A mirror or glass? A mirror. What happens in a mirror is forever trapped

Which is more suspenseful? rain or snow? Rain. You never know what lies in the dark and it is always dark when it rains

Which has less charm? a signature or an autograph? An autograph. There is no effort in it

Which is more useful? a friend or an enemy? An enemy. they can be used for stress relief

Which is more trustworthy? history or literature? History. It has already happened and literature can be fictional

Which is sadder? seek or find? Seek. you have to seek out happiness

Which costs more? a home or a house? A home. It takes your whole life to get a home

Which is happier? music or art? Art. You put all of your feelings into art

Which is like a valentine? the truth or a lie? A lie. Love is a lie!

Making a List and Checking it Twice

People who have influenced me

1. My Mom

2. My Dad 

3. My Brother

4. Tim Tebow

5. Drake

6. Gandhi 

Places that make me happy

1. The internet

2. My home

3. My church

4. The Philippines

5. My bed

6. My lazy boy

Places I would like to go

1. Heaven

2. California 

3. Australia

4. Britain

5. Cuba

6. Jamaica

Things in people that I like

1. Honesty

2. Loyalty

3. Truthfulness

4. Sense of humor
5. Immaturity
6. Good personality

Things in people that I dislike
1. Maturity
2. Dishonesty
3. Disloyalty
4. Lying
5. Uglyness
6. Bad personality

Things that worry me
1. Spiders
2. Crickets
3. Sickness
4. Cancer
5. Death
6. The end of the world

Things I would like to know how to do
1. Play Gituar
2. Cook
3. Fly
4. Swim fast
5. Run fast
6. Shoot a longbow

Things that have moved me
1. Ryan Turner
2. Fin and Jake
3. BEMO
4. Cher
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Justin Beiber

Ideas that intrigue me
1. Quantum Physics
2. Rocket Science
3. Computer Graphic Design
4. Race car driving
5. Astronaut
6. Being the President

My personal favorites
1. Ryan Turner
2. The Regular Show

3. Adventure Time
4. Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
5. Chowder
6. Family Feud

Valuable Lessons

1. Don't change to make people like you. If you are yourself then the right people will love you.
2. Don't stop believing because you will achieve things if you keep trying.
3. Bros before girls because your bros will be there for you after a girl breaks your heart.
4. Its good to make it when your people make it with you because your friends will always be there for you.
5. Life isn't fair but we love it anyways.
6. Nobody is perfect. learn to accept people for who they are.
7. Don't take life too seriously, because none of us are going to make it out alive.
8. When it comes to chocolate resistance is futile.
9. Don't judge people until your walk a mile in their shoes.
10. Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people.

My Likes and Dislikes

Things I Like
1. Big Butts and I cannot lie
2. The Walking Dead
3. Breaking Bad
4. Game of Thrones
5. Dark Souls
6. CATS!!!!!
7. That one guy who has a really boring blog
8. Drake
9. Steak
10. Chinese Food
11. Fallout 3
12.The Internet
13. The Dark Knight
14. The Regular Show
15. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Things I Don't Like
1. The Singer of Super Bass
2. Spiders
3. Bugs
4. School
5. Blogs
6. My jimmies being rustled
7. Diet Coke
8. The System
9. Crickets
10. Cows
11. Horses
12. Learning
13. Rules
14. Cancer
15. Horse Jumping (the "sport")

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