Personal Metaphors

If I were an animal, I would be a Seagull because they eat fishIf I were a car, I would be an Ice cream truck because I like ice cream
If I were an article of clothing, I would be a pair of shorts because shorts are comfy
If I were a day of the week  , I would be Saturday because I am lazy
If I were food, I would be bacon because I have a lot of fat
If I were a color, I would be pink because I am cute
If I were a movie, I would be Monty Python and the Holy Grail because I am a goof ball
If I were a fragrance, I would be leather because I am manly
If I were a type of building, I would be a skyscraper because I am tall
If I were a plant, I would be a Venus fly trap because I like dead flies in my mouth
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a Cello because i sound cool
If I were a geometric shape, I would be a rhombus because I am parallel in mind and spirit
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a lazy boy because I am fat
If I were a song, I would be birthday song by 2 chains because I am cool
If I were an appliance, I would be a refrigerator because I am chill
If I were a television character, I would be Daryl Dixon from the Walking Dead because I am hardcore
If I were season , I would be summer because I am hot
If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be the Aurora Borealis because i am bright
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy because my friends trick me into doing things
If I were a word, I would be sexy  because I am straight sexy